Will you shake my hand to influence me...?

I get influenced to write stories and poems when I receive a touch (handshake, finger tap, etc.) from an attractive woman. (If she is a cashier who wears her shirt tucked in, that makes me extra happy). In other words, the touch is like coffee, a psychological boost to make me smile. The old saying is "It is the thought that counts." So, will you (mentally) shake my hand by initiating the handshake? (BQ optional: what outfit are you wearing hypothetically?)